Burn & Rave
Listen. Learn. Laugh. When a hot rod obsessed, tattooed, calloused, and common-sense builder of all things meets a vertically challenged, liberal poet, professor, and part-time ninja, sparks fly, but laughter flies even higher as hosts Ryan Rosenow and Sam Pierstorff ( aka Ninja Poet) "burn and rave at close of day" and "rage against the dying of the light" because they have no plans to "go gentle into that good night" and neither should you.
Episodes
118 episodes
B#*LSHIT BLITZ
Sometimes when you get to drinkin a little to hard you loose track of the days. Or weeks. But fresh outta rehab the boys are back and okay as ever. Tonight, Ryan gets generic and Sam commits a felony- oh boy! Later, Sam fondly recounts molestin...
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Season 1
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Episode 113
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23:51
Trip Out Advisors
In this historic first Ryan-edited episode, the boyz discuss the perks of being over 40: back pain. Ryan thinks he can break dance better than Raygun. Also, what happens after death? The men of B&R explore the afterlife and hot- box...
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Season 1
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Episode 112
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29:51
Sphincter Skewer
Will Ryan’s ass ever be the same after getting “worked” over? In this episode we make sure he is comfy for the discussion in his special chair. Speaking of butt stuff, Sam breaks down what he saw at the gym and the boys get working...
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28:22
Bag 'O' Crap
Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of...
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Season 1
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Episode 111
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31:13
Fast Trash Nascar
Ryan’s gonna drive your Ms. Daisy ass right the f#ck back to 1919 with a trip to Hearst Castle! Do you want to get away with any crime? Of course you do! And the answer is a Kanye mask and semen. Then we tame some stallions so the boys can teac...
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Season 1
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Episode 110
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31:19
Drama What?
There once was a man from Nantucket and he loved himself the sh!t outta some Burn and Rave Podcast! Sam goes to the big city to try his hand at comedy. Then Sam discusses driving through tears. Ryan figures out how to get his dogs ...
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Season 1
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Episode 109
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26:49
The Straw That Broke The Mule's Back
Two brainless morons, special sauce, lettuce, & cheese. Straight out the gate Ryan demonstrates his tenuous grasp on the English language and they invent a way to put even the most notorious drug cartels out of business. Sam follows...
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Season 1
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Episode 108
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32:35
The Masks Are On
The comedy podcast you love not telling anyone about is back and worse than ever. Ryan starts us out with some helpful summer driving tips then transitions seamlessly into astrology, denouncing Capricorns in the process. Then they ...
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Season 1
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Episode 107
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27:45
The UniBoner
Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this NEW episode responsibly! Content information has been purposely left blank. Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should
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Season 1
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Episode 106
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22:13
Mike's Hairballs
Research shows that listening to the Burn and Rave podcast can cause mild brain damage on par with a night of heavy drinking. So sit back and crack open a brand new episode and let’s rot our minds together! Tonight, Ryan installs ...
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Season 1
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Episode 105
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24:19
Hello Me, It's Me Again
Lucky you! Tonight the boys try out some new joke material. Then Sam’s tells a joke so funny HR wants to hear it. How bad did Sam screw the pooch? Tune in and find out.Ryan opens up about his love of pearl necklaces. Is Sam schizo...
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Season 1
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Episode 104
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19:18
C U Next Tuesday
If cocaine could make a sound, this would be it. So roll up a dolla bill and get your ears ready for an ass-blast of psychological trauma! Sam finds his hidden talent (Hint: it has three holes and you stick your finge...
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Season 1
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Episode 103
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21:00
PT Losers
Still here? Well great! Cause so are Sam and Ryan. Here’s what to expect from this circus: the age old tradition of “Jokes before hoes” is discussed and then Ryan breaks down the reasons gen Zer’s will never make captain. ...
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Season 1
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Episode 102
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28:13
Ashes to Ashes, Butt to Butt
Sit back, relax and pop a couple quaaludes cause Sam and Ryan are on a roll! Let the smooth sounds of their intergalactic b$&lshit train cause you to question your very existence. Sam talks Bro Code. Ryan needs an Uber Piss. And what the f&...
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Season 1
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Episode 101
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21:30
Look, Mom, We Made It! (100th episode)
In this historic 100th episode episode, Ryan finally admits to his long-lasting crush on Sam who can't recall if he left his balls out to defrost or not. Meanwhile, Ryan contemplates one last ditch effort at selling his body parts on the interw...
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Season 1
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Episode 100
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24:42
Bad Hair Ryan & Good Throat Sam
Ryan explains what a menace he was as a teen (and still is) and Sam gives arguably the greatest marriage advice every husband needs to hear.We also get to the bottom of Ryan's bad haircut, why dental hygienists ask so many questions, an...
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Season 1
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Episode 99
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16:34
McShit Burgers
Sam and Ryan's investigative reporting expose a Coca Cola Cow Connection that may be at the heart of the obesity and diabetes epidemic in the US, so their logical next step is to look for ways to exploit cattle for their own gain.We als...
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Season 1
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Episode 98
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27:31
Bo Knows Touching Dolphins
Did you know Bo Jackson saved Ryan's life, dolphins prefer manual stimulation, and apologies are not as hard as you think to give?In this groundbreaking new episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan explains bumps and rails, they choose their fa...
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Season 1
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Episode 97
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26:54
Eye Think We Need Help
Some people have eyes in the back of their heads, but the boys at Burn and Rave propose a new and better set of eyeballs in a much more strategic place, and they meticulously outline the plans and possibilities of making it happen. In a...
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Season 1
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Episode 96
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37:49
Keeping Tit Professional
In this long-awaited new episode, the geniuses at Burn & Rave invent Tent Pants (TM/COPYRIGHT) and Cat Hats (ALSO, DON"T STEAL OUR IDEAS, ELON!)In politics, we solve the world's geopolitical crisis with our new venture Burnouts for ...
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Season 1
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Episode 95
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25:49
Horse Head in the Bed
In this episode of Burn & Rave, Sam explains ekphrastic poetry and the boys reveal some performance tips that could help you win the next poetry prize!Additionally, these geniuses discuss the world of horses, Ryan's nasal period, an...
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Season 1
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Episode 94
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32:04
Dishonor After Death
The Burn and Rave boys discuss old-age ailments and the dark, anti-Christian symbolism that recur in iconic songs. (Spoiler Alert: Melissa Etheridge and Led Zeppelin are cancelled.)Sam also shares cannibal haiku and they discuss their *...
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Season 1
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Episode 93
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32:09
CHUD Kids
In this quintessential episode of Burn and Rave, we learn why Ryan's favorite teacher was his favorite teacher. (Hint: It's not what you think. It's worse.) We also learn about narcissistic parenting and why Sam is always wrong.<...
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Season 1
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Episode 92
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42:18